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A prairie dog was too fat to get out of his hole
October 19th, 2014: Performing ‘Anything Goes’ and ‘It Don’t Mean a Thing (If It Ain’t Got That Swing)’ alongside Tony Bennett at Strictly Come Dancing
i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….